阿里嘉的異想世界

我一共收到四封從澳洲寄來的網路信，看到第一封，覺得還滿有趣的，說我總共有344.79溢繳，可以退稅，唉阿，我這人大財不敢貪，小財心癢癢，但這金額有點不大不小，扣除銀行手續費100左右，實際到口袋的金額萬把塊不到，仔細看了來信內容，唉阿，不得了阿！原來是詐騙信一封，隔天又來一封，一共收了四封，金額愈變愈小，真是讓人生氣阿！

金額少到讓人非常失望，連幻想成為富婆那一丁點飄散在空中致富的氣味都聞不到，更遑論在夢中建築空中樓閣，我實在對澳洲的網路詐騙失望透頂，沒帶來一絲歡樂、幻想和興高采烈地築夢計畫，只有低級不堪的金額和四封即將被丟入垃圾郵件的拉機，然後現在寫出一篇文章又不夠有力來警示背包客，我真想鼓勵澳洲網路詐騙，你們真的要振作起來，要好好認真上班，而且要多動頭腦，才不會被時代的洪流給淹沒，否則，只會用電腦是不行的，我們這一頭，還沒有成年就當上檢察官的比比皆是，走在街上隨便碰個兩三人，就有四五個檢察官了，你說我們這頭的人優秀不優秀？

第一封

Dear Applicant:(搞不清楚退稅人的個資)
 
Following an upgrade of our computer systems and review of our records we have investigated your payments and latest tax returns over the last seven years (我去澳洲也才報過三次稅，哪來的七年之癢?)our calculations show you have made over payments of 344.79.(這數字也太不討喜了，來個$888不甚其好？) Due to the high volume of refunds due you must complete the on line application, the telephone help line is unable to assist with this application.(還不准我打電話跟澳洲稅務局尋求幫助，說案件太多打了也沒用) In order to process your refund you will need to complete the attached application form.(要有附件，也沒有附過來，算了，附了過來我還害怕有毒) Your refund may take up to 3 weeks to process please make sure you complete the form correctly.
 
Please submit the form attached to confirm the refund(unzip archive).

Best Regards,
Australian Taxation Office (沒有署明很奇怪)

(沒名沒姓，至少來個帥哥照片，也沒有？)

再過兩個月，又來連續兩封詐騙，內容更簡潔有力

After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined

that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $120.50.

Please click on the following link to complete your Tax refund application.

http://www.ato.gov/get-refund/apXXXXXXX  (騙取個資，打馬賽克處理)

Australian Taxation Office